sibling chattttter (Apple is drunk chatting) (M avoiding work at work)

*Rose (left): Mom's cat

Apple:
knock
knock

M:
knock
knock
knoc

Apple:
no i am the one knocking
not u

M:
oh i am knocking too


Apple:
what up

M:
see you knock on one side and i on the other

Apple:
does not make sence
your logic is flaud

M:
depends what you desire from the knock
flawed.

Apple:
???

M:
as is your spelling

Apple:
oh lala

M:
maybe i just want to understand
the cultural phenomenon of knocking
or partake in it

Apple:
maybe you should just open the door

M:
is rose still in hiding because of your dogs brutish behavior
ha but what would be the fun

Apple:
i think it would make a lot more sence
no

M:
sense
it depends
we can communicate by knocks
there are angry knocks

Apple:
what makes u say that

M: urgent knocks

Apple:
she not hiding

M: mom said she was in hiding

Apple:
oh well not anymore

M:
when your dog mauled poor baby rose
anyway i guess she is a bit of a snob, i suppose ur dog would take offense to that

Apple:
oh llaala
i have something to ask

M:
no

Apple:
do yo know

M:
no

Apple:
u know there is a name for the history of words

M:
boo doo boo doo boo doo boo doo

Apple:
i forget what it is
the orgin
of a word

M:
entymology

Apple:
oh i know you are genious

M:
no no
i am God
;-)

Apple:
i love looking at where the name originated from

M:
why are you a nerd
jay you can't chat for shit
whata re you doing

Apple:
nothing i am looking up words

M:
hold on

Apple:
on online etymology dictionary

M:
why
are u going to be an englsih major
and me i will be a computer engineer
but people will hate me
because if they are mean
i will have to teach them respect by way of sabotage
diliberate karma
jajajajajajajaj
jajajajajajajaj
jajajajajajajajaj
jajajajajajajajajaj
jajajajajajajajajaj
ajajajajajajajajajaj

Apple:
(entymology of name copy pasted here)

M:
yes i know that
and jay is the gift to men
;-)
but that is relvant
jay you are FAILING your chat duties
how was work
did you have fun with Theirrry
is he building you a shrine
will he collect your bones before you leave
to complete it
does he follow you around with holy water
kuma sa
Kuma sa
YOU SUCK

Apple:
got to go mom is next to
me

M:
GOOD
BECAUSE YOU ARE NO GOOD CHAT PERSON
GO

Apple:
fuck u
u thnk that u are so great at it think again

M:
HA THEY MUST BE HAPPY YOU ARE LEAVING

Apple: what did you bring to the conversation

M:
AT LEAST I CONVERSDE

Apple:
nothing at least i found where your name orginated

M:
AND INFORMED U
OF YOUR STUPD WORD
HA

Apple:
what ever warrior

M: WHAT EVER

Apple:
i am boring u

M:
HOW CAN YOU NOT
I AM HAVING A MONOLOGUE
I CAN DO THIS IN WORD
BY MYSELF
ALL ALONE
WITH NO HANDS
NO TONGUE

Apple:
i was just curious
ok bye
then

M:
that is the most words you have written yet
bye
if u are there
please get me mom
she is more chatty

Apple:
i am there but u ar too rude

M:
that is fine
i don't feel likek staring at my own words

Apple:
yea of course because she just says yes a listen what ever u want to talk about

M:
no
that would be "toi"

Apple:
what anybody else has to say u are not interested in

M:
that is not true

Apple:
i will get you a parot

M:
i am very interested
thank you but i fear i already have one
perhaps we should of stayed with the knocking

Sent at 1:58 PM on Tuesday